As Per The Patient Chart
Snarky Cryptograms for the Medical Soul
250 puzzles · Cryptograms
As Per The Patient Chart is a book of 250 sarcastic cryptogram puzzles written for nurses, doctors and healthcare workers who deserve 250mg of humor. It is part of the Passive Aggressive Puzzle Series, and it makes a funny, clean gift for anyone who survives a shift on coffee and charting.
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About As Per The Patient Chart
This is 250 clinical-grade sarcastic cryptograms for the medical soul. Decode the cipher and you get the line every nurse, doctor and tech has thought at 3 a.m. but is far too professional to say out loud.
Most healthcare gifts are a mug or a tote bag. This one actually gives a worn-out clinician something to do on a break, and it is written by people who understand that charting, call bells and the phrase "quick question" are their own punchlines.
It gifts well for nurse appreciation week, a graduation, a residency milestone, or the moment a friend finishes a stretch of nights. It is part of the Passive Aggressive Puzzle Series, so it has siblings in other exhausted professions.
What's inside
- 250 sarcastic cryptogram puzzles
- Clinical-grade humor written for the medical soul
- Jokes rooted in charting, shift life and the daily reality of healthcare
- Part of the Passive Aggressive Puzzle Series
- Built for nurses, doctors and healthcare workers
Book details
- Puzzles
- 250
- Puzzle types
- Cryptograms
- Written for
- Nurses, Doctors, Healthcare workers
- Series
- Passive Aggressive Puzzle Series
- Category
- Snarky & Niche
- Where to buy
- Amazon
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Who it's for
- Nurses who want something to do in a break room that is not their phone
- Doctors, residents and healthcare workers coming off a run of shifts
- Nurse appreciation week and hospital staff gifting
- Nursing school graduations and new-grad congratulations gifts
- Anyone shopping for a friend or partner in medicine who is running on fumes
As Per The Patient Chart
250 puzzles · Cryptograms
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Frequently asked questions
How many puzzles are in As Per The Patient Chart?
There are 250 sarcastic cryptogram puzzles in the book. That is enough to stretch across a lot of break rooms, commutes and post-shift decompression sessions.
Is this a good gift for a nurse?
Yes, it was written for exactly that. The humor comes from inside healthcare rather than from the outside looking in, so it reads as a knowing nod instead of a generic thank-you. It works for nurse appreciation week, graduations or a friend who just finished a brutal stretch.
Do you need medical training to solve the puzzles?
No. The puzzles are standard cryptograms that anyone can crack with a pencil, and the medical humor is the flavor rather than the barrier. Healthcare workers will just enjoy the punchlines more.
Is the humor appropriate for a workplace gift?
Yes. It is sarcastic and snarky but stays clean, so it can sit in a break room or a nurses' station without an incident report. The target is the job, not the patients.
Want to make your own puzzles first?
We built this book with the same tools we give away. Try the free cryptogram maker to print your own puzzles free, then pick up the book when you want a full collection in your hands.
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